Bobberland is Red & Blue!

Most people at the auction predicted that FC Roodenblauw would be struggling this season. I think they’re right, unless Steadman can find a dynamic partner for Harry Kane, but Nketiah is doing ok so far as they hit the top after a stunning 65 points in week two.

Roodenblauw,s tactic of employing mesmerising pitchside artwork has so far seemed to escape the attention of Sepp Bobber, who was unavailable for comment at his newly acquired Dutch holiday home.

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Also flying up the table were Jesus was Ayew with 51 taking them up to 5th.

In a fairly condensed SFA week the low lifes were Minus One XI with 21.

No bonus points to award this season until international weeks. Maybe we could try 3 points for nominating an England player who scores, assists or keeps a clean sheet. Three points maximum?

I have been in communication with The Telegraph about their awful stats centre. It would seem that the 15 year old work experiencers have all left to be replaced by a new set who are even worse! As soon as the centre is working properly (they’ve accepted the changes I asked for) I’ll be able to give you an up to date player list. Until then……..

Selections by 11.30am Saturday please.

Chin chin, Sepp

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